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Hereโs a taste of what weโre serving today:
โO Proud Deathโ: Why Fewer Students Are Studying Literature ๐
PLUS: Alien Linguistics, Neuroscience and Law, and How Big is the Universe? ๐
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โO Proud Deathโ: Why Fewer Students Are Studying Literature ๐
Once a staple of every serious studentโs education, English Literature is now seeing a dramatic drop in popularity. Across schools and universities, fewer students are choosing to study the subject and many departments are cutting back or closing altogether. Whatโs causing the decline of a subject that shaped generations of thinkers, writers, and creatives?

๐ก Things to consider
The Push Toward STEM and Safety: Science, Technology, Engineering, and Maths (STEM) subjects are increasingly prioritised in schools and funding policies. While these fields are important for the economy, theyโve drawn attention and students away from the arts and humanities. Many young people now see English Lit as a โriskyโ or โless practicalโ choice. With rising tuition fees and pressure to secure a stable job after graduation, students are choosing degrees they believe offer a more direct route into employment. English degrees are often (sometimes unfairly) perceived as leading to limited or uncertain career options.
Changing Reading Habits and Attention Spans: Letโs face it, fewer people are reading long novels in their free time. With the rise of social media, streaming, and shorter digital content, deep reading and literary analysis donโt appeal to students as much as they once did. English Lit may need to evolve to stay relevant.
Why Study It Anyway?: If youโre reading this, you probably already know that studying English Literature isnโt just about old books, itโs a bit of a Franken-subject incorporating understanding people, history, culture, and communication. It sharpens your critical thinking, empathy, and creativity. Literature helps us make sense of the world and our place in it. Plus, those โsoft skillsโ are actually in high demand in careers like law, media, publishing, education, and even tech.
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๐ The cherry on top
๐ฝย Alien Linguistics: This essay in Aeon explores xenolinguistics โ the study of hypothetical extraterrestrial language โ as both scientific frontier and speculative philosophy. Novelist and translator Eli K P William argues that understanding a truly alien language may require shedding anthropomorphic assumptions and embracing radical alterity. A must-read for students of Linguistics and Philosophy.
โ๏ธย Neuroscience and Law: In this TED Talk, neuroscientist Dan Reisel shares what he discovered while studying the brains of psychopaths in a high-security prison. He argues that restorative justice and enriched environments can physically reshape the brain, offering a path to true rehabilitation. A must-watch for anyone interested in Neuroscience or Law.
๐ How Big is the Universe?: From our solar system to the edge of the observable universe, just how far does space stretch? This interactive site lets you zoom out to cosmic scales, showing distances beyond imagination. A mind-blowing site if youโre into Physics or Astronomy!

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